Archive for the ‘Thailand’ Category

The last two days have been pretty yuck. After 6 weeks of travelling I have my first bout of traveller’s tummy. Whilst not in any way fatal (some readers are sure to say Awwww) it presents with a number of symptoms that take quite a lot of the fun out of life. Stomach and bowel cramps, loss of appetite, slight temperature, general lethargy and, worst of all, the dreaded squitty botty. I feel like shit!

On the plus side, I had a massage today. If anyone thinking intimate massage you’re way off. The masseur uses intense, focused pressure from his thumbs, feet and body weight to get deep into muscles I didn’t even know I had! Hurt like hell. Whilst I wasn’t exactly screaming I was whimpering and moaning. Once it was over, though, I felt pretty relaxed and apparently the full therapeutic benefits are only realised the next day. As Tony said Remember, no pain no gain. The gain had better be pretty good or I’ll introduce him to an alternative interpretation of the phrase! :)

Tomorrow we have to move out of Tony’s room (he has a prior booking) so we’ll be staying in the half a kilometre out of town. Liberta has been to see the chalet. Apparently the view is awesome and so is the price – 100baht per night (about GBP1.50). Just fine for recuperation.

The small town of Pai in the far north of Thailand has a name that just begs to be word-played with and the businesses here do so wantonly with names such as Pai in the Sky, Pai Corner and Pai-radise. The latter is perhaps the most fitting.

Having only been here for a few days I am convinced that this must be one of the most beautiful places on the planet. The town is in a valley surrounded by jungle-covered hills. Walk for five minutes in any direction from the town and you are in rural Thailand – rice fields, small villages with a mixture of rude and modern dwellings, colourful wats that sparkle in the sun and people who do not seem to let anyone pass by without offering a broad, friendly smile.

Pai town is a Western traveller’s oasis. All types of food seem to be available here from scrambled eggs on toast to schnitzel, burgers to bangers’n’ mash as well as a wide variety of local foods sold both in restaurants and street markets.

We are staying with Tony – a friend from back-when in England – who came to Pai at the beginning of last year and who now owns a restaurant cum guesthouse near the end of one of Pai’s two main streets. Meeting someone you know in a foreign land is a strange and joyous experience. Meeting Tony was not as strange as the classic Dr. Livingstone, I presume but I bet the response Stanley got was less joyous than Fancy a beer? :)

So a few beers were had over greetings before we considered food. Just prior to food I had my first smoke in six weeks. I ended up in bed leaving Liberta to enjoy the pleasure of a curry while I enjoyed the pleasure of an immaculate stone. Woooooooooow! :D

Up reasonably early the next morning, we walked around the town to get our bearings. It didn’t take long to find out how tiny but also how replete Pai is in shops and services. We found a place across the road from Tony’s that has a swimming pool and offers a single use for 50 baht – so we took advantage of it to cool down. It is very hot here even at 8-10am.

After the pool we made the 2km walk to the Temple on the Hill. Yes, it is a temple. Yes, it is on a hill. And damn it was hot by the time we got there – the direct midday sun is exceptionally fierce. We were both drenched in sweat by the time we got to the top. The main temple was closed but the prayer hall was open to the public with its impressive, large, golden, reclining Buddha and the ubiquitous wall paintings depicting events from the life of the Buddha. We spent a most peaceful time there drying our clothes and catching a little sun. Despite being so close to Pai, no-one else came to visit the temple. Only one car and a local couple on a motorcycle even came up the hill. It will be a useful place to meditate.

That night we ate at Tony’s restaurant. It caters for the more sophisticated traveller – those who are prepared to spend a little more for high quality food. My rump steak was good and Liberta reported that her pasta was also good.

The next day we planned a longer walk. I was rather concerned about spending time in the sun as I had almost burned the day before. Sunscreen applied, water supplies acquired and me wearing a teatowel for a headscarf we struck out for the closest hot springs to Pai – about 7km away. Damn it was hot – although there were clouds threatening to block the sun at any point they just didn’t seem to get far enough so I availed myself of whatever cover I could from the trees along the road.

The hot springs were a little disappointing only because they were hot enough to boil eggs in (which people had clearly tried before if the NO BOIL EGGS sign is anything to go by). I suspect the resort next to the springs has baths like the ones we used in Malaysia but neither of us were particularly keen to go there as we were getting hungry.

We walked a further 2k to the Cafe del Doi which advertises itself as having a panoramic view. They are understating. From the cafe area one can see over most of the Pai valley. We had a good, cheap meal with a few beers and watched the distant rain caress the valley from hill to hill. My word skills cannot do justice such magnificent beauty and I suspect my photographs will be lifeless in comparison to the real thing.

Fortunately, by the time we started heading back to Pai the clouds had covered the sun which eliminated the danger of burn but not the sweating! We made it back for around 6pm just in time to relax with some coffee before engaging in the nightly ritual of cheap food and cheap beer.

Today was a lazy day. Liberta continued her Qur’an reading (marking passages with coloured markers according to topic) while I sat quietly smoking cigarettes. Liberta had her local cooking course booked for 3:30pm and wanted to get some swimming done at another, larger pool we discovered on our long walk. While she went off to swim I took over the Qur’an reading and marking – a relaxing, interesting and amusing pastime. I met up with her at Ginger’s house and enjoyed a wonderful home-cooked meal, Thai-style. Joy!

There’s more but I want a beer!

Walking across an international border is a strange experience but now I’ve done it. We’re in Thailand.

From Sungai Kolok we took the train (3rd class costing 102 baht each) to Hat Yai from where we fly out to Bangkok then immediately on to Chiang Mai. We’re on our way to visit a friend in the very northern town of Pai and hopefully to relax there for about a week.

Thailand seems to be even cheaper (for us) than Malaysia. The current exchange rate is 75 Thai Baht to 1 UK Pound. Today, we had a breakfast consisting of two cups of coffee and three rotis which came to 75 baht exactly. A large (660ml) bottle of Chang beer costs, on average, 45 baht. That’s about 60p.

Oh, and the two flights (from Hat Yai to Bangkok then from Bangkok to Chiang Mai) for both of us, including all taxes, came to around 7,000 baht. I’ll leave you to do the currency arithmetic but the total distance is, I estimate, 2,500 kilometres.

Anyone feel ripped off in the UK yet?

OK, so I was ripped off here today. I paid 80 baht for a Malaysian newspaper (we’ve been comparing the style and content of news coverage between the two countries) that was actually worth 18 baht. Grrrr… only once!!!

Hi folks.

Many apologies for the silence over the past week – especially since I promised a rant and have yet to deliver. Liberta and I have been adventuring in the jungles of Malaysia which, although highly enjoyable and awe-inspiring, has not yet developed as far as having easily available internet connections.

We’re currently in a delightful little town called Kuala Lipis and have only just discovered a shop that allows internet access. There’s not much for tourists in Kuala Lipis which gives it a gold star from me. It took us about two hours to walk around the whole town and see all the sights. The highlight is a wonderful, friendly bar called Flash Jack’s Bar 55 which is run by a mad Chinese bloke who offers cheap beer and free, lengthy conversation – an extra gold star!

There’s a lot to say but I don’t quite have the time right now to say it. The promised description of Petrosains and the rant will be coming along with details of our jungle adventure including Revenge of the Leeches (Now They Can Fly!).

Today we’re taking the jungle train to Kota Bharu – a 7 hour journey at least – where we’ll put our feet up for a couple of days, get some laundry done (which is becoming urgent) and put the blog in order. After that we say au revoir to Malaysia and selamat datang to Thailand.

All’s well. We’re having fun.