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“No love, they only blow hot air.”
Yay! Snow in Sheffield again. Piccies just as soon as my camera batteries charge. Oh dear, my camera has failed doesn’t seem to like the cold! Anyways, a couple of pics from out front and back.
Continue reading ‘Mummy, does the IPCC make it snow?’ »
Posted by Libertus on February 8, 2007 at 8:17 am under Hmmmm..., Humour, Life.
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Listening to a call-in on C-SPAN on BBC Parliament, about Hilary Clinton running for U.S. President*. A caller…
I have no problem with her being a woman.
I have no problem with her, period.
“Ooooohhhhh….”, he cringed during the pause, knowing what was coming. “That’s full stop!”
Posted by Libertus on November 26, 2006 at 1:01 pm under Humour, Life.
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Now that Zeitgeist has been released on WPPlugins.org, its page here has been set aside for the release manual and discussion. This post contains the contents and comments from the pre-release page.
Continue reading ‘Zeitgeist (Pre-release)’ »
Posted by Libertus on September 9, 2006 at 4:00 pm under Coding, Humour, Plugins, Publicity, Web Standards, WordPress.
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Is the internet changing the way we communicate? Evidence from the #xml IRC channel on freenode.
- [10:19] <waloo>
- <baby firstname=”Swann” lastname=”Bonhomme” gender=”M” weight=”3960g” father=”Stéphane” mother=”Maria” date=”1/09/2006″ hour=”7:04 am”/>
- [10:35] <Libertus>
- <congratulations/>
- [10:38] <atsugnam>
- <xsl:if test=”//user[@nick='waloo']/*[last()]“><say>oooh isn’t he cute….</say></xsl:if>
- [10:42] <Libertus>
- May his XPaths in life produce bountiful node-sets
Posted by Libertus on September 1, 2006 at 10:47 am under Humour, Life.
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<span xml:lang=”zh” lang=”zh”>ä¸Âæ–‡</span>
Me too, mate 
Continue reading ‘“Programming? It’s All Chinese To Me…”’ »
Posted by Libertus on August 21, 2006 at 1:00 pm under Coding, Humour, Web Standards.
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A thought inspired by this message on the wp-hackers mailing list by Mike Purvis, and The Cathedral and The Bazaar by Eric S. Raymond, a few chapters of which I read recently for the first time. Lesson 9 sprang to mind. Then this did. An old defeat.
Continue reading ‘Rewrite Rule Management, or “How To Blow Your Mind With PHP Arrays (or Objects, If You’re Wierd)”’ »
Posted by Libertus on July 7, 2006 at 10:00 pm under Coding, Education, Humour, Skills, Web Standards, WordPress.
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King Henry VIII would have loved the iPod. Some speculate Henry would have gone so far as to have had a custom iPod codpiece made to hold his. There is little speculation as to what Henry’s favourite tunes would have been.
King Henry VIII’s Top 10
- 10. The First Cut Is The Deepest
- 9. I Will Survive
- 8. 50 Ways To Behead Your Lover
- 7. I Go To Axtremes
- 6. Lay Your Head In My Arms
- 5. Roll With It
- 4. Lazy Head
- 3. It’s So Funny, How We Don’t Talk Anymore
- 2. I Fought The Pope And The Pope Won
Continue reading ‘King Henry’s Top 10 iPod Tracks’ »
Posted by Libertus on May 30, 2006 at 12:00 pm under Humour.
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It’s not an embarrassment to brush up on your diving skills if you’ve been out of the water for a while. It is an embarrassment when your once well-honed demonstration skills devolve to n00b.
A video hides a lot of swearing…
Continue reading ‘Paul’s SCUBA Review – the movie’ »
Posted by Libertus on May 6, 2006 at 12:34 pm under Diving, Humour, Pictures.
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Turing Test 1: Are you a computer?
Turing Test 2: No. Are you?
Turing Test 1: No.
Posted by Libertus on May 4, 2006 at 10:36 pm under Humour, Software.
8 Comments.
This picture may tell a thousand words where The Google AdSense Team
will utter not a one. So far I’ve had no response from a human concerning my lost revenue from valid clicks.
The irony may be, I found The AdSense Insider
by clicking through a Google ad on here!
See also: Sellout posted 1st November 2005
Posted by Libertus on April 21, 2006 at 2:35 pm under Hmmmm..., Humour, Politics.
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