Archive for December, 2005

If I could offer my blackbird to trade its sweet voice for a weapon to thwart the hungry cat, how would it choose?

Warning!

This is a topic of inherent value / fundamental importance. Know your limits.

Same rules as before. Same warnings as before.

I oppose capital punishment. I think it is poorly designed. I prefer dueling or televised deathmatch. If the state is allowed to kill criminals, at least make it entertaining.

In short, why throw something away if it can be recycled?

Or “Libertus rants on the subject of poverty”.

It may seem like a tiny change to the site but the appearance of that little “Google” logo over the search bar can mean only one thing. Yes folks, I’m getting desperate and I need to get it off my chest. Christmas is approaching. I’ve been back in this country for half a year and can I find work? Can I buggery. So tell me, how does a decent, honest, hard-working, mysteriously odd guy earn a decent, honest living around here? I know for sure it would be simpler in Malaysia and wouldn’t involve lowering my standard of sexual and intellectual behaviour.
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What does one advertise to people who want to read about “Violent Pornography on the Internet”?

According to Google, maternity clothes and pregnancy advice.

Is that tasteful or what? Machine intelligence at its best.

No better or worse than a MP who speaks in Parliament the names of websites publishing pornographic images, forever making the Parliamentary record an unsafe place for inquisitive children.

No better or worse than my bringing attention to it. My God, where will it end?